Yet another quickie softcore cash-in yawner from Seduction Cinema that stars the usual cast (Darian Caine, Tammy Parks, etc.) doing all sorts of erotic things to each other while sporting the thinest of thin stories as Caine plays a housewife who has a boorish husband and gets it on with a ghost (who for some reason has fangs) that's haunting their house and some she-demons that live in the basement.
Bare-bones story averages about five minutes between each lesbian romp, which makes it instantly a waste of time for any self-respecting horror movie fan - plus throw in the fetish titilation laugh enducing beginning (with Parks proclaiming, "my feet are very sensitive", while Caine licks them - yuck!), the desperate attempts at laughs (only the joke about golf and an avon lady character are mildly amusing) and lots of boring, boring simulated sex and you have Seduction's worst effort to date.
It's sad because there are some talented (and likeable) people on board here like Debbie Rochon and John P. Fedele and they're stuck in this effort that makes Full Moon's Torchlight erotic horror attempts almost look decent.
One scene involving a strap-on makes this borderline porn (and wasn't necessary). Sigh.
Directed By: John Bacchus.
Written By: John Bacchus.
Starring: Tammy Parks, Darian Caine, Victoria Vega, Jade DuBoir.
DVD INFORMATION
Picture Ratio: Full Frame.
Picture Quality: Like most Seduction titles this looks okay if a bit fuzzy at times.
Extras: Ho-hum. There's a dull behind-the-scenes featurette, some so-so interviews with the "stars" and the expected trailer vault.
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